I think that one month break might’ve been the best thing for you because you have been uploading nothing but bangers since you came back

@Alpharad everyone this man mistyped he meant the red heart

Noice 👌

this is a nuendo

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TRUE

So nice they have to warn you twice

I swear this is for research.

tfw no aiko. 2/10

This whole video feels like a fever dream.

“If I wanna get the perfect run, I’m gonna have to cheat.” [Dream Music Plays]

H-how the holy fuck is this still monetized??

Oh no

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My friend picked up my phone and saw this, I am now friendless

This game is garbage

Whered my recommendations go?

Well

I would start laughing if he got a girl friend and she found this video

haha nice

Alright Dating is hard

Aren't you married

Oh boy, Alpha's inspiring Sonic x HuniePop 2 crossovers now with this speedrunning shit. 🤦‍♂️ What have you done Alpha lol

Ah yes bejeweled

Alpharad: plays a game that 18+ Youtube: bejeweled

ah yes, bejeweled

Anyone else double check his ranking only to find he’s now for some reason 56th place

"plays honey pop" youtube: BeJewELed

I like how youtube has such a obsession with promoting games, that instead of showing the actual game under the video, it trys to promote Bejeweled 1. A game as dead as your enjoyment when you play it.

Why does fairy person sound like Paimons voice actor from genshin impact.

How the fuck is this monetized

I literally started with an advertisement wtf

Dude the "raw sexual charisma" "WEEEEEEEEEEEED" killed me

I come back and it hasn’t gotten demonized

Did u say HONEY a free browser that can save you money just by clicking 2 times you can save up to hundreads of dollars, i bought 2 large pizza’s and with honey i can save my money and just get it for less (disclaimer i suck at spelling so yeah)

This one seemed to have not been put in my sub box I wonder why

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Alpha Respect

*HuniePop 2 doesn't have Audrey.* Well this game sucks.

Anyone know the sauce of alpha's discord pfp

U truly are a man of quality

Lol

he falid the demonetization speed run

IN THE MIDDLE OF THIS VIDEO I GOT THE CARMAX AD THATS LIKE “what difference does 3 inches make?” SGHSJDKRDJKDEKRJ

Dream refrence 🤢

he had to pull up the dream music

*honestly lost a smidge of respect for alpha for that "dream cheated" reference, coming from someone like him that actually HURTS*

Lol

A reminder Jacob is married

Funny idea : “make joke about how I’m alone” Haha very funny....

Sussus amogus

Failboat brrrr

Bummer there was a censore

4:30 “God, she’s played Persona 5 ONCE.”

“If im gonna get wr Im gonna have to cheat” *Dream speed run music starts playing*

"And so, I learned two things" " *NEW WENDY'S JALEPNO POPPER CHICKEN SANDWICH* " *Ah yes, The jalapeno sandwich*

3:52 she sounds like jessie from pokemon

risky click of the day

I love how this whole video is just broken now, age restricted but it wont even let you watch this masterpiece. my solutes to you alpha, you were shooting low for demonetization, but could have gone for age restricted and broken.

You definitely summed up the game in one line. "There's no foreplay"

You said you would be demonetized but you censored it so you won’t get demonetized The only way is to uncensore it

Booba

Goto horni jail

Legend

"I went into this run with nothing but my raw sexual charisma" - Cut to Jacob screaming Warriors in the shower - I'm soaking already.

"Failboat: Wtf are you actually playing huniepop?? Without inviting me????" NOT the wording i expected to see from Dan, for sure Also Adri apitting fax tho

"That's... that's a lot." If i was given that line from you with no context, i _would_ assume it was Huniepop.

mom i swear its bejeweled

Why am i watching this

AHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOGA

What the fuck? Youtube said this was bejeweled.

Title: demonetization speedrun Youtube: hey lets demonize this

Yo what is the name of the game............ Asking for a friend

I must go pray for my soul will being taken away form me

watching this on the living room tv the most scariest thing ive ever done

Unagerestricted?

Is this Bejewled

Wow age restricted good job

She didn’t take the goldfish so the goldfish took her.Obviously

I have to give ID/credit card to watch this video wtf lol

Youtube: this vid could be inappropriate for some people Me:LOOK AT MY FACE. DO. I CARE.

she's played persona 5 one time. I cant, I'm glad I'm not the only one who dislikes her lmao

I think that's Sarah's whole thing tho lol

im gonna regret watching this

i hate my existence

Desbugggg

10:25 funny how he plays the dream music after he says the word cheat

Description says the gameplay is Bejewled Alpharad may have just outsmarted YouTube

If this game is so good then where the hell is muh wifey, Tiffany?

YouTube really wanted to censor this video on its own, it thinks it’s Bejewled.

There’s so many relatable things to learn from this video. But my favorite is “One girl, is worth a thousand bitches”

Holy shit going for a fucking any percent speedrun

5:01 I was expecting him to say I turn to the lord😂

Got damn it Failboat.

this is agony

Well uh, it's demonetized alright. Um, yeah

The video has an age barrier and because google payment isnt a thing in my country I actually just cannot watch this video

In the description it says he’s playing bejeweled if freaking gone

This was all worth it for the Kanye west bit😂😂😂

Bubblegum. Makes sense she is the one telling the tale.

yeah but huniepop 2’s intro has more budget more then sword and shield

The one trying to to speak japanese or whatever I just wanna die

The next Smash Bros DLC!

When they said nyphogin my mind said nigga chin

Alpha my man... Are you doing okay?

New world record alpha it's age-restricted and demonetized

YO IT GOT AGE RESTRICTED

Just realized in the description, it says bejeweled...